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Local music
junkie and starving artist/writer/insomniac in his spare time.
Frequently seen
hanging about Sacramento area record stores, used bookshops, or such
disreputable locations as The True Love Coffeehouse, Luna's Cafe, or
Old Ironsides, this creature is easily identified by his penchant for
dark clothing, incoherent ramblings, and an ever-present indestructable
black fedora known only as The Hat
Armed with a
Bachelors Degree in Psychology from U.C. Davis (which only goes to show
why you should never trust psychologists), Troy suffers from a rare
form of Tourettes Syndrome which causes him to continually spout obscure
references to forgotten British television series, independent films,
and bands no one's ever heard of, unless beaten unconscious, gagged,
and shoved down a well.
Troy is 25 years
old, never updates his website, and currently lives in a wonderfully
antiquated converted victorian off of P street.
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REGULAR
KNOWLEDGE:
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08 |
WORTHLESS
KNOWLEDGE:
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10 |
MENTAL
STABILITY:
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02 |
BROODINESS:
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09 |
VOCABULARY:
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10 |
| ARTISTIC
ABILITY: |
07 |
| ATHLETIC
ABILITY: |
00 |
| PROFANITY: |
06 |
| FASHION
SENSE: |
08 |
QUOTABILITY:
"Bloody
hell, shit, piss, bollocks!!!" |
08 |
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ECCENTRICITY RATING: |
68 |
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