PRESENTS...

Sure, every would be hack and fanboy has written a "script" for the non-existant fourth Evil Dead movie. But deep in our hearts, we know Bruce Campbell has gone on to do bigger and better things with his acting/producing career, and will never again don the mighty chainsaw, or utter the sacred words- "come get some." Yet, who (if anyone) is tough enough to replace Ash as mankind's champion in the fight against the forces of darkness? There's really only one alternative... Behold: The ultimate in nonproduceable hollywood remakes!!!

Mr. T vs. Army of Darkness Mr. T vs. The Cybermen Mr. T vs. Red Dwarf Mr. T vs. Red Meat Mr. T vs. Santa Mr. T vs. Hackers Mr. T vs. The Young Ones